This is a list of the writings by Lady G that may be found standing alone on this site, as opposed to on a product page (nearly all of the main product pages -- the ones with the big blue roses in front of them -- feature an essay by Lady G on a subject somehow related to the product in question and these essays are not listed here -- although some that are featured here might display a few products!) and those of Lionheart, who has his own website, on which, come to think of it, you may also find a short story written by Lady G and a poem cowritten by the two of them. Find those on Lionheart's website HERE .
You may find a list of offsite essays and articles by Lady G HERE and all of her writings published on Associated Content, some (but not all) of which are in the essays list, HERE , as well as on HELIUM . NOTE: Some writings may be duplicated in more than one location. If there are differences among versions, the most current one is always to be found on this site, simply because it's our site and we can update it as we please!
Lady G, as Genessa, has a blog called RANDOM RAMBLINGS . Once in a while she even blogs in it.
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Here, now, is the promised list of all of Lady G's writings -- fiction, articles, essays, poetry, excepts from longer works -- found in this site but not on product pages:
AN ACCIDENTAL ATHEIST (an essay about Lady G's continuing atheism))
ARE YOU POLITICALLY CORRECT? (an essay about why Lady G is not)
AS MUCH AS THE SUN LOVES ME (... it's not mutual)
BABY BOOMERS (an essay about Baby Boomers from a Bubby Boomer)
BANNED BOOKS AND ERSATZ ENGLISHMEN (an essay about cousins, games and censorship)
THE BEDROOM DOOR (a poem about difficult parent/child relationships)
BELLS (an essay about bells, and handedness)
BENJAMIN (a poem from CAUGHT AGAIN by the fictional Adlai Abraham DeRosenberg which can also be found in THE TZADDIK OF TSURUMAI
BLUE (a poem by the fictional Rosie Serafina which can also be found in THE TZADDIK OF TSURUMAI
BLUE EYES (a short story, sequel or prequel to PEACOCK BLUE , in the mystery genre)
BLUE LAWS: ANTIDEMOCRATIC (an essay about why states have no right to restrict behavior on one religion's sabbath, based on that religion's beliefs, for everyone regardless of religion)
BOOK LEARNIN': HOW LADY G WON HER MARBLES (How to Win at Marbles and Thread a Needle)
A BRETON BLESS?ÉING (a recounting of how Lady G discovered the cure for the common cold: break your arm)
A BRIEF AWARENESS (a war poem)
THE BUMP (extremely silly short fiction about an unfeeling erstwhile actress)
CABIN IN THE WHITE MOUNTAINS (Lady G, her best friend and her best friend's dog at the title location)
CAKES (a chapter from The Tzaddik of Tsurumai )
CAROUSELS (Lady G writes of carousels, haircuts, real live horsies and a mysterious form lying motionless on a dark road....)
CHUNKY (an essay about vomiting... really!)
"DENCING" (an essay about what some film industry notables confided to Lady G)
DEVILISH I (a devilish poem)
THE DISNEY SNOW (a poem about a snowstorm; this poem follows FIRST SNOW so scroll down)
DON'T MAKE THE PHARMACIST MAD (sometimes you have to)
DON'T MESS WITH ME (a recounting of the sad demise that befell those who crossed Lady G)
EARL (a short story in which Earl thumps his bible a little too hard)
ENEMIES OF TIME (a poem about time; this poem follows NOT READY so scroll down)
AN ESSAY ABOUT LADY G'S FATHER
AN ESSAY ABOUT RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS
FALLING LEAVES (a missing child at a temple in Japan)
FATHER IN THE MIRROR (a poem about Lady G's father)
FIRST SNOW (newlyweds experience snow for the first time in this short story)
FLAME (Chanukah meets Christmas))
FLYING (a short story from TWO PAIRS OF SHORTS )
GARDEN ADVENTURES (Lady G's garden adventures, including but not limited to the cucumber that took over the world)
GOOD DAY (a poem about the store exchanges from hell, plus a keeper)
GREEN and HEROES (Quantum Leap fanfiction, two consecutive short stories
GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY! (Lady G's essay about planned nonparenthood)
HOSPITAL: NOT THE SAFEST PLACE (an essay about Lady G's worst hospital experiences)
HOW NON-JEWS MISUNDERSTAND JUDAISM AND JEWS
ICE (an essay about why Lady G dislikes ice)
IRON (an essay about domestic incompetence)
JULY 18, 1997 (Lady G, noticing a plethora of sentimental butterfly poetry, challenges a friend -- and herself -- to do better; this is her effort, sans warm fuzzies)
JUNK (a Quantum Leap/The Professionals Fanfiction Crossover Novella)
LADY G WAS A COLLIE! (another childhood memory)
LADY G'S LIFESTYLE DIET
LIFE DAY (essay about Lady G's suicidal tendencies and the holiday that combats them)
LIMERICKS ABOUT ANDREA (limericks about a WebRing stalwart)
LITTLE GREEN APPLES (an essay about fruit trees as part of the suburban American landscape of the fifties and sixties)
THE LONG FIFTIES (Lady G writes of JFK, the Beatles and the onset of the 1960s)
MIRACLES
MONICA (silly short fiction about employment)
MY MOTHER (the last few days in the life of Lady G's mother)
MY VOICE (a poem about the inarticulateness of despair)
NO SPORTS, PLEASE! (Lady G explains her antipathy to sports)
NOT MUCH HELP (an essay about Lady G's experiences as a mother's helper, from THE EMPRESS' NUDE CLOTHES )
NOT READY (a poem about time)
NOTHING (flash fiction about nothing; scroll down past the poem of the same name to see it)
NOTHING (a poem about nothing; scroll down for flash fiction of the same name)
OLD WOMAN IN THE GARDEN (a poem)
ONE SPRING (12-year-old Lady G moves to a new neighborhood)
ONIONS (essay on a variety of concerns including but not by any means limited to onions and garlic)
PEACOCK BLUE (a short story in the mystery genre)
PENELOPE (Odysseus' wife waits; this poem follows PROMETHEUS, so scroll down)
PETE SEEGER (a childhood memoir)
PINK CLOUDS (a poem inspired by a painting by Lady G)
PROMETHEUS (the famous Titan tells his tale)
QUANTUM LANGUAGE LEAPS (article about teaching ESL using Quantum Leap)
THE REST OF THE STORY (essay about why Lady G's mother was terrified of thunderstorms)
RITZIE (essay about Lady G's grandmother's beloved Cocker Spaniel)
ROCKS (a stormy poem)
ROOM TO BE MOVED (Be a Better Writer)
THE SECOND DRAGON (a fairytale)
SHOAH (a poem about the Holocaust)
SIDNEY (Lady G's short association with a white kitten named Sidney)
SMILES (Doctor Who fanfiction)
SMITHSONIAN SUMMER (an essay about Lady G's summer as a volunteer tour guide)
SOME GARBAGE (an entire chapter, with MATURE content, from THE TZADDIK OF TSURUMAI )
SOME REMORSE (a small tribute to John Thaw)
THE SOUND OF FEAR (an essay about how John Coltrane helped Lady G survive surgery)
SOUTINE (an essay about a visit to L'Orangerie )
SPECS (an essay about Lady G's relationship with her glasses)
SPOOKED! (a poltergeist in modern Japan)
STEAK! (short story: protein turns out to be deadly)
THE STORY OF CHANUKAH (it's not the Jewish version of Christmas!)
STUCK! (flash fiction: can you wiggle your ears?)
STUPIDITY (some anecdotes about stupidity)
THANKSGIVING POEM
THIRD GENERATION (a poem from NAKED ON THE PAGE
TO PLEDGE OR NOT TO PLEDGE (essay about the United States' Pledge of Allegiance)
TOAST! (a Jew's reflections on Christmases past)
TREATING ANIMALS LIKE ANIMALS
VEZ
WEBRING MANAGER'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY
WHITE GOLD (a complete short story excerpted from FROM THE RIDICULOUS TO THE SUPREMES
WHITE TREES AT RED WING (a poem about the Mississippi River)
WHO ARE YOU? (an essay about identity)
WHY ANTIDEPRESSANTS CAN'T CURE CLINICAL DEPRESSION (an essay by Lady G)
WHY I AM NOT THIN IN THERE (an essay about why Lady G, as the avatar Genessa, has chosen not to be thin in the virtual world known as There)
WOLVES (a poem about crying wolf)
WOODY (a poem dedicated about Lady G's oldest grandkitten)
THE WRONG COLORS (a short story: What can we learn from children? Something about rainbows, for one thing!)
ZAIRE (in which God, the Devil and a human named Woodrow, bored with poker, up the ante)
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